I Recreate All of Bang The Doldrums in Blinkies Because I'm Normal

Pink blnky with an envelope graphic that reads "I wrote a goodbye note" A red blinky with a lip graphic that reads "In lipstick on your arm" A pink blinky with night sky graphics that reads "When you passed out" A black blinky with a graphic of a computer that reads "I couldn't bring myself to call" A blue blinky with an X graphic that reads "Except to call it quits" A sparkly pink blinky that reads "Best Friends" A purple blinky that reads "Ex-friends til the end" A pink blinky with heart graphics that reads "Better off as lovers" A pastel purple blinky with sparkles that reads "Not the other way around"